What the hell... is a Hufflepuff?

If i were an animal i would be a flamingo


Ravenclaw: Do it once you’ve gathered enough relevant information.

Hufflepuff: Do it with integrity.

Slytherin: Do it on your own terms.

Gryffindor: Do it for the vine.

(via here-to-see-queen-mycroft)


fangirl challenge: funniest scenes/moments [5/7] - “from bean to cup, you fuck up.” (the thick of it, series 3 episode 1)

"oh, well that’s great! that’s really fucking great! that’s another fucking thing, right there!"

(via youhaveamerryheart)


don’t pay for your fucking $1.50 newspaper with a $50 note or some shit and then whine and get snooty at me when i ask if you have anything smaller because you “want it changed” i’m not a fucking bank