What the hell... is a Hufflepuff?

If i were an animal i would be a flamingo
  • Hannibal Lecter: *frames Jack Crawford*
  • Jack Crawford: *arrests self*
  • Jack Crawford: How could I have missed it…

heckitygirl:

i love drunk girls in bathrooms so much like they’re just so nice they tell u how pretty u are and become ur bff for like those two minutes that ur standing there in the bathroom its great

(via lecterings)

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

(via wafflesharks)